40+ Smoking Status for Whatsapp, Famous Smoking Quotes

We live in a society where we have different perspective about smoking. There is a school of thought made up mainly with medical practitioners that says smoking is not good to the health, while another school of thought made up mainly of the consumers, the smokers, that believes that all the warnings does not hold water. They often back their reasons with evidence of old smokers that have lived for long without any form of heart related problems. However this is not trying to be the judge here, but trying to show respect to those that consumes it. Smoking status can be used to show some concern about those that smoke, however this status should be used with caution in order not to be too judgmental.

Today our team sharing the most extensive collection of smoking status and quotes. Smoking status and quotes are sharing on social platform at that time when peoples are in depression. We found that around 5k peoples from India and Pakistan are finding smoking status and around 18k peoples are finding smoking  quotes from United State and Canada and around 10k peoples are finding smoking status and quotes from all over the world. Following we make two parts one is outstanding smoking status and quotes peoples are finding these status and quotes on daily basis and in 2nd part we provide the most newest smoking status and quotes. We hope that all smoking lovers will like below list of status and quotes.

Most Outstanding Smoking Quotes and Status for Whatsapp

1.-) I have given up smoking again!. God! I feel fit, Homicidal, but fit. A different person. Irritable, moody, rude, perhaps; but the lungs are fine!

2.-) Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. Steve Allen Quotes

3.-) Wants to know why everyone thinks I should quit smoking? Don’t they realize it’s safer for them if I don’t?

4.-) Roll up my problems , lick down my solutions , burn the past , inhale the good shit , exhale the bullshit.

5.-) I read smoking was bad for you, so I quit. I read drinking was bad for you, I quit that too. Now I read sex is bad for you? Fuck that! I’m gonna quit reading!!

6.-) Has some of those new patches to stop smoking there ace you put one over each and eye and you cant find your fags!

7.-) Today is day 1 of me quitting smoking. BEWARE OF THE BITCH! RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!

8.-) They say that when you smoke a cigarette you lose 7 minutes of your life. Well that’s seven minutes of shit I don’t have to put up with!

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9.-) If you don’t have the smoking gun, then it’s pointless to hector interviewees. Because you just shut people up instead of opening them up. David Frost Quotes

10.-) People think smoking is hard to quit. God, clearly they haven’t tried to quit Facebook yet!”

11.-) Our task, your task… is to try to connect the dots before something happens. People say, ‘Well, where’s the smoking gun?’ Well, we don’t want to see a smoking gun from a weapon of mass destruction. Donald Rumsfeld Quotes

12.-) If non smokers are so fond of fresh air, why can’t they go stand outside the pub instead?

13.-) Forecast for today: cranky with a chance of restlessness and scattered mood swings later in the afternoon! Quitting smoking sucks! [XXXXXXX]~ E-cigarettes help!

14.-) You say smoking this early in the morning? I say “Hey shut up, its 4:20 somewhere”

15.-) Do not approach unless you come bearing caffeine and nicotine! All others will be disemboweled. Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time.

16.-) 100% of non smokers also die…

17.-) Everyone wanted me to quit smoking, I did, and now no one is talking to me becuz I’m cranky… YOU WANTED ME TO QUIT! I TOLD YA THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

18.-) We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There’s just one problem – it’s in North Korea. Jon Stewart Quotes

19.-) The 5 kings that make us happy…Drin-king, smo-king, lic-king, suc-king and fuc-king

20.-) I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics. Matthew Gray Gubler Quotes

21.-) This is a message 4 all those who DON’T DRINK OR SMOKE! One day your old friends will die n u will be left alone.

22.-) When I’m dead & in my grave, no more pot & whiskey will I crave. On my tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine

23.-) Smoking calms me down. It’s enjoyable. I don’t want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life. David Hockney Quotes

24.-) Bring down Mike Mann and we can bring down the IPCC, they reckoned. It is a classic technique for the deniers’ movement, I have discovered, and I don’t mean only those who reject the idea of global warming but those who insist that smoking doesn’t cause cancer or that industrial pollution isn’t linked to acid rain. Michael E. Mann Quotes

25.-) I don’t know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. Hank Sauer Quotes

26.-) The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don’t mind that non-smokers don’t smoke!

27.-) I hate movies that tell people what to think. I’m proud that Democrats thought ‘Thank You For Smoking‘ was their film and Republicans thought it was theirs. I’m proud that pro-choice people thought ‘Juno’ was their film and pro-life people thought it was theirs. Jason Reitman Quotes

28.-) Bring me a cigarette and some coffee and NO ONE GETS HURT!!!

29.-) Dear God, give me the strength not to bitch slap the people that irritate me while I am trying to quit smoking

30.-) SMOKING SAVES LIVES OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC … It stops me strangling those that piss me off…

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31.-) WARNING…This chickie is trying to quit smoking.. side effects… bitchy, cranky, short fuse… and very irritable… You’ve been warned 😉

32.-) I don’t smoke, I don’t swear, I don’t drink, I don’t gamble. *checks pockets* Fuck! I left my lottery ticket at the liquor store when I went to get cigarettes.

33.-) Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

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34.-) Still trying to figure out why I can’t get paid to do what I do best: drink, smoke & swear.

35.-) The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror – not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. David Byrne Quotes

36.-) Has never understood having a smoking and non-smoking section in restaurants. That’s like having a peeing section in a swimming pool!! Seriously!

37.-) For now, I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view. Charlie Sheen Quotes

38.-) Smoking a Cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes , Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. A laughing Smoker never dies . !

39.-) You’re always better off if you quit smoking; it’s never too late. Loni Anderson Quotes

40.-) Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields Quotes

41.-) A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. Rudyard Kipling Quotes.

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