40 Funny Christmas Memes & Quotes To Get You Through The Holidays

Don’t let the holiday stress get the best of you.

Christmas time is one of the most joyous and stressful times of the year. Yes, you’re often surrounded by friends and family but you’re also juggling events and your planner probably doesn’t have much empty space. In the midst of all the holiday chaos, we often turn to memes and quotes to get us through times like this and bring a smile to our face.

Getting together with relatives and buying gifts for loved ones can be overwhelming. More often than not you or your family members are traveling and your holiday schedule hardly leaves time to eat. 

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However, remember that this is the time of year where you get to show how much you appreciate one another and spend some quality time with your favorite people. Seeing the smiles on your loved one’s faces when you arrive at the party or meeting up with friends you only see every so often is the greatest gift ever. 

Christmas time is a magical time when anything can happen and shouldn’t be squandered by stress and exhaustion.

When you’re feeling the weight of the holidays and need some relief, take a look at these funny Christmas quotes and memes to ease you through the holiday season.

1. There’s nothing like a little wine to ease the stress.

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” —​ Unknown

2. Santa sees everything, including your Instagram account.

“Santa saw your Instagram pictures you’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.” — ​Unknown

3. The guilt is real.

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.” —​ Unknown

4. Outfits are a deal deal this time of year.

“You’ve got a lot of balls coming in here dressed like that.” —​ Unknown

5. That’s Christmas in 2018 for you.

“Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was on their phone.” —​ Unknown

6. My goal is to be as lit as the tree.

“Lets get lit.” — ​Unknown

7. Rum is your best friend around Christmas time.

“Let’s put rum in pa-rum, pum, pum, pum.” — ​Unknown

8. Christmas trees and pets don’t mix well. 

“Thank goodness your home … the Christmas tree fainted.” — Unknown

9. When you know that your house will be a mess the next day.

“Dear Santa, Please bring me a self-cleaning house for Christmas this year. Thank you.” — ​Unknown

10. It’s an expensive holiday…

“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.” — ​Unknown

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11. He keeps mixing the two up.

“Dear Santa. This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don’t mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.” — ​Unknown

12. I need more than a hug, Buddy.

“Does somebody need a hug? ” — ​Buddy the Elf

13. It’s the naughtiest time of the year.

“I heard those stockings were HUNG!” — ​Unknown

14. Sometimes the reindeer get it wrong.

“No, no, no! I said, ‘off to the Schmidt house.'” —​ Unknown

15. Well when you put it that way…

“Christmas (noun). The only time in the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.” — ​Unknown

16. It all makes sense now.

“Did you eat all your beans?:

“13 cans!” —​ Unknown

17. Sounds like I’m a candy cane.

“Sweet, but twisted. Does that makes me a candy cane?” —​ Unknown

18. You’ve waited 365 days to say this.

“Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.” — ​Kevin McCallister

19. Prepare for the aftermath of the food coma.

“When what to my wondering eyes should appear … but 10 extra pounds on hips, thighs, and rear.” —​ Unknown

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20. This explains a lot.

“When I was a kid, my parents told me I didn’t exist.” — ​Unknown

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21. Kids are something else.

“Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.” —​ Unknown

22. When recruitment gets it wrong for Santa. 

“Hello? Is that the recruitment agency? I think there’s been a mixup … I asked for ‘Elves!'” —​ Unknown

23. I made it simple for you.

“Dear Santa, please refer to my Pinterest boards.” —​ Unknown 

24. I’ll ask Santa for some wise men.

“A virgin birth I can believe, but finding three wise men?” —​ Unknown 

25. It’s the only time a mess is OK.

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.” —​ Andy Rooney

26. The truth about celebrating Christmas.

“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” —​Dave Barry

27. When Santa has trouble coming down the chimney.

“Houston, we have a problem!!!” — ​Unknown

28. Not everyone is OK with a fat man in a red suit breaking into their house.

“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!” —​ Unknown

29. Wrapping is my specialty.

“I’m a gangsta wrapper.” —​ Unknown

30. Christmas puns make everything better.

“Christmas Thyme.” — ​Unknown

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31. Ouch.

“Now, that’s gotta hurt …” —​ Unknown

32. What does it mean to be good?

“Dear Santa, define good!” —​ Unknown

33. How snowman and snowwomen have kids. 

“Would you look at that? They’re making a baby right in the front yard! It’s disgraceful.” —​ Unknown 

34. Turns out Santa is just like us around celebrities.

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” —​ Shirley Temple

35. Snowman hit the gym, too.

“Whoa, Carl! You been working out?” — ​Unknown 

36. The last one is very important.

“As we gather together this holiday season, may our hearts be Grateful. Our mugs be full, and out pants be stretchy!” — ​Unknown

37. Hot tubs aren’t for everyone.

“Whose idea was it to invite Frosty over to our hot tub?” —​ Unknown

38. He’s spell checking your posts twice.

“Santa saw your Facebook status’s … he’s getting you a dictionary for Christmas.” — ​Unknown

39. Mailmen are busy during this time of year, too.

“Who are you?”

“I’m the mailman. I’m delivering the bills for all of the stuff that’s in your bag.” — ​Unknown 

40. Families are a mixed bunch. 

“Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts.” —​ Unknown

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If you’re searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) … look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we’ve got you covered. 

Jonathan Mui is a writer who covers astrology, pop culture and relationship topics.

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