20 Cute, Funny Love Quotes To Make Him Laugh Again After You Have A Fight

We can all forgive and forget, right?!

Phew! That was a CLOSE one! Another fight with the hubby and things may not resolve like they did the last time. Fights are so scary — before you know it, someone is using the b-word.

The b-word as in breakup, duh! What were you thinking?

Anyway … I’m sure you have that one friend — or maybe YOU are guilty of this — that is always saying that her and her boo ALMOST broke up last night.

For many couples this is a common occurrence … unless you are the lucky few who have that beautiful, smooth sailing relationship and never fight. GOOD. FOR. YOU. You’re an alien.

The reality is, most (if not ALL) couples fight eventually, and usually it’s not that big of a deal. Fights are normal and are a way for each side of the relationship to yell and speak their mind. It’s kind of therapeutic. And not every fight has to mean you’re breaking up.

Listen, no one is perfect and sometimes picking a fight for the fun of it is more entertaining than watching another episode of Fixer Upper. Okay, maybe not FUN, per se, but honestly when you’re around someone for an extended period of time, things are bound to go downhill at some point.

Whether you are having petty fights over what show to watch next or have serious relationship issues that need intervention, sometimes you just need to relieve the tension. Especially if you live with your beau!

And sometimes the best thing to do after a long, exhausting fight is LAUGH!

That’s right — have a good ol’ chuckle and before you know it you are back on the couch and cuddling like nothing ever happened.

Okay, maybe not THAT quickly, but it’s totally possible to get back on the horse with your boo faster than you think. It doesn’t have to be all cold shoulders and awkward silences until someone wants to eat. It really is possible to make up and move on.

Now, I am not saying making jokes and poking fun at the situation is ALWAYS the solution. Some fights are much more serious than that. But if this is a fight that seems to occur every Monday night, after you’ve been stressed ALL day at work and you’re just taking it out on him, then it’s probably because it’s a Monday — EVERYONE hates Mondays! Your relationship can make it through.

So if you determine that this fight just needs some humor to cool the situation down, then look no further! We have THE BEST silly love quotes for him that are bound to get him cracking a smile in no time.

Love is life’s greatest gift, which is why people have a passion for love quotes — and we’ve got you covered. When it comes to saying “I love you”, the truth about marriage, or even finding the perfect love quote for your guy, we have all the cute (or sexy!) quotes you need.

Whichever you prefer.

“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”

When you NEED each other to survive.

“I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”


“Yes a**hole, I do care about you.”

In THAT order. Someone heat the skillet pronto!

“Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex, and bacon.”

Please and thank you.

“Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.”

Till death do us part. Or we kill each other.

“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

That’s REAL love right there.

“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.”

We are SO stinking cute!

“I love you in a way that’s nauseating to others.”

And I WILL laugh at you. Promise.

“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”

Seriously, chill.

“Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.”


“I love you. Even though you’re a prick sometimes.”

Cross my heart and hope to die.

“I promise to always cop a feel when you’re trying to get ready in the morning.”

Sorry in advance.

“I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.”

What is love without food?!

“I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.”

Please, I beg of you!

“I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.”

What an angel you are. *heart hands*

“Thank you for loving me even when I’m a crazy b*tch.”

So punny.

“I love you from my head tomatoes.”

I think he’ll be VERY happy about this joke.

“‘Who wears the pants in our relationship?’ We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants.”

Love is all you need. And a margarita. Amirite?!

“I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk.” – Atticus


For when you’re equally annoying.

“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.”


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