Parenting is tough as it is, and I mean, dads get it hard this time of year. They are constantly being dragged along to end-of-the-year performances, toting their kids around to camps or housing them (AGAIN) after they get home from college — which means more money and less screen time.
And let’s not forget about all the grass cutting, now that it’s the end of spring and the lawn looks like a jungle at ALL times.
But I think it’s time we get a little more creative (and a lot more REALISTIC) in our cards (or Facebook statuses). Making him laugh his ass off is the LEAST we can do on his big day.
So take a look at 20 of the best Father’s Day memes and funniest (and sweetest) quotes that will give you new inspiration for your greeting cards and Sunday Facebook posts.
And remember, he’s the one that raised you and protected you and taught you how to drive (even though you still suck at it). So give him a break, let him have the remote for a day and give him one of those big bear hugs he always gave you. Because he deserves it.
If you’re searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) … look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we’ve got you covered.
Stating the obvious.
“Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.”
Straight talk, just like your dad taught you.
“A happy day to all fathers. The real mother-fuckers.”
OOPS. Sorry, Pops. *BLAME IT ON THE SPAM FOLDER. HE’LL NEVER KNOW*
“What do you mean you didn’t get a father’s day card? Did you check your spam folder?”
Remind him how cool he was for putting up with your crap for all these years.
“Oh, there’s a sleeping dad! Let’s go ask it questions!”
Put it right in the feels.
“Some people don’t believe in heroes, but they haven’t met my dad.”
To all the stepdads out there.
“Happy Father’s Day to a stepdad whose disappointment in me is so genuine it feels biological.”
For the PET dad. (They are fathers too!)
“Dad, thanks for picking up my poop. Happy father’s day.”
Tell it like it is.
“Dads! Proudly refusing to ask directions since 1845.”
Thanks, Dad, for putting up with my sh*t. And buzzing your hair.
“Happy Father’s Day to the most tolerant dad ever.”
Thank him for embarrassing himself for the sake of being your everyday hero.
“i know a good dad when I see one.”
That’s not sweat on his back there. Should we tell him?
“Thanks for holding me up all these years, dad.”
Best. Dad. Ever.
“Dad: You’re doing it right.”
Remind him JUST how old he really is.
“Happy Father’s Day to someone who inexplicably loves signing his name in each of his text messages.”
To the happy-to-not-be-a-dad. (We see you too!)
“Happy not-a-father’s day!”
Ut oh… are we seeing tears?
Make him laugh by making him realize you know what he’s REALLY thinking.
“I can’t believe you were once in my balls.”
THANKS DAD. Even when you’re wrong about EVERYTHING.
“My dad just yelled ‘It sounds like you’re making out with someone you better not have a boy in there!'”
To the best dad / wing-man EVER.
“Text dad saying I’m bringing a girl home. Cleans room, changes sheets and leaves house.”
To the COOLEST (i.e. most embarrassing) dad known to man.
“Drop kids off. Blast death metal all the way home.”
Let him know that you’ve still got him HOOKED.
“My fingers may be small, but I can still wrap daddy around them.”