Everyone loves a quirky sense of humor.
But first, let me take a selfie. Yes, that’s right. The notorious picture-taking style known as the selfie.
Fun fact: It’s now a word found in the dictionary. Seriously! That’s just how powerful social media can be.
We see them all over our Instagram and social media feeds, and it seems everyone these days is in on the selfie craze.
Whether you love them or hate them, sometimes we take a selfie for the simple fact that no one else is around to help us take a photo. What’s a person to do in that situation then?
There’s lots of different purposes for a selfie too. Maybe we are on a fabulous vacation somewhere and want to share it with our friends, family, and followers. Or we could just be having a really great hair and makeup day and need some photo documentation. No shame.
The thing is though, while we may have managed to capture a fantastic selfie for our Instagram, we can have absolutely no idea what caption to put with it. Sure, we can be all aloof with some random reference that no one else will understand, but that’s no fun.
If you have a great sense of humor, why not show that off with your selfie caption?
If you’re trying to build up your social media following or are looking for new ways to engage with your followers, a funny caption is way more interesting than just saying ‘mood’ or ‘hey’.
It’s social media. It’s okay to have some fun with it too. We don’t always need to take ourselves so seriously all the time.
If you’re reading this and are thinking ‘yeah, I want to have some witty captions for my selfies’, read below for some hilarious ideas for captions to use on your next selfie that your followers will also appreciate.
1. When you take a selfie at the gym.
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.” — unknown
2. Appearances are deceiving.
“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” — unknown
3. The ideal life goals.
“I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.” — unknown
4. This is a more accurate take on the famous phrase.
“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.” — unknown
5. Normal is boring anyway.
“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!” — unknown
6. In case you were wondering how I feel about you.
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.” — unknown
7. Here’s some good advice for social situations.
“If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’…I’ll turn around.” — unknown
8. When you’re feeling philosophical.
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?” — unknown
9. When the gym struggle is all too real.
“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.” — unknown
10. It’s important to get the word out.
“Just dropped my new single! It’s me. I’m single.” — unknown
11. This is a valid point.
“I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.” — unknown
12. So, that’s where the term comes from.
“They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissisitie’ is too hard to spell.” — unknown
13. A reminder for you and your followers.
“Be savage, not average.” — unknown
14. When you are struggling with some life choices.
“Bikini season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the pizza place.” — unknown
15. Where are all the single ladies at?
“Never let a man treat you anything less than Beyonce.” — unknown
16. Yes, that’s right.
“I am not weird. I am limited edition.” — unknown
17. For the selfie when you need to declare your priorities.
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” — unknown
18. It’s good to encourage more smiling in the world.
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” — unknown
19. Don’t make me get off my unicorn.
“Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.” — unknown
20. When people ask how life is going.
“Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin…” — unknown
21. That hokey pokey is no joke.
“I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.” — unknown
22. We need to have standards.
“Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.” — unknown
23. There’s a reason for everything.
“I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.” — unknown
24. The more you know.
“Every 60 seconds, there’s a b-tch posting a positive message that she doesn’t live by.” — unknown
25. Nothing but the best.
“Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starbust. You are a pink starburst.” — unknown
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Jill Zwarensteyn is a writer and Michigan native. When she’s not writing, Jill enjoys Zumba class, travel, and referencing classic Seinfeld episodes.