175 Hilarious But Sweet Pick-Up Lines For Guys And Girls

It doesn’t matter whether you saw or met someone you liked at first sight or you want to make a move on your crush online or in person, you know very well that the first impression is everything. Nevertheless, when it comes to starting a conversation, you always get cold feet and end up giving up and not making the first step.

Don’t fall into despair because breaking the ice isn’t easy for anyone. This is especially the case when you fall for someone like crazy to the point where you get completely tongue-twisted and don’t know what to say.

Well, luckily, you’ve come to the right place because we are here to help you out by giving you the best collection of cute pick-up lines ever. Trust me—once you read this list of 175 of the most original conversation starters ever, you’ll have no trouble approaching the girl or guy of your dreams.

These funny but cute pick-up lines work like a charm in almost every situation and are great for both sexes. And even if they don’t work, at least they’ll give you and your crush a good laugh and chase all of your insecurities away and that is the point of it all, isn’t it?

175 Hilarious But Sweet Pick-Up Lines For Guys And Girls

1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by you one more time?

2. Do you think it’s time for the two of us to start talking or should we keep flirting from a distance?

3. I was just wondering what you are doing for the rest of your life?

4. I am not a photographer but I could really picture the two of us together

5. I would totally let you take me out on a date

6. What do I have to do to get on your drunk-dial list?

7. You are so hot that you’ve made me forget my pick-up line

8. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice

9. Let me introduce myself. I am a pick-up artist

10. Do you play soccer? Because I can see right away that you are a keeper

11. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you are a true angel

12. I was just wondering if you happen to have a Band-Aid because I am pretty sure I hurt my leg when I fell for you

13. Can you please tie your shoes so you won’t fall for anyone else besides me?

14. You can’t be my first but I sure want you to be my last

15. You look bored. Let’s change that

16. Are you shy? Because I’ve been standing over there for fifteen minutes and you still haven’t come to say hi

17. Are you an alien? Because you abducted my heart

18. Please tell your mother I said thank you for giving birth to someone as gorgeous as you

19. I am not an electrician but can I try and lighten up your day?

20. My breath is precious to me so please stop taking it away from me every time you pass by

21. I don’t like your last name. Can I change it to mine? / I like your last name. Can I have it?

22. Your lips look so lonely. Would you like them to meet mine?

23. If beauty were time, you would be an eternity

24. I see that you went to bed early last night because you definitely got your beauty sleep

25. The sky is clear tonight but you shine brighter than the stars in the sky

26. I am sorry that I can’t take you to the movies because they don’t allow taking your own snacks in

27. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

28. Can I be your special somebody?

29. I don’t give my heart away to just anyone but if you are brave enough, try and steal it

30. Are you Mexican? Because I feel that you could be my Juan and only

31. I bet you are Australian because you meet all of my koalafications

32. Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to tell you that I’ve lost my phone number. Can I please have yours instead?

33. Do you know what is on the menu? ME N U

34. You look like the morning sun after a night of darkness

35. The only letters of the alphabet I need are I and U

36. If being attractive was a felony, you’d be on death row

37. I’m not too good with names but I am great with numbers. Can I have yours?

38. Are you a fruit? Because you are a fineapple

39. Did you get your license suspended? Because you are driving me crazy

40. You must be the moon because you are the only one who shines in this dark room

41. Are you Cupid? Because you stole my heart

42. Honey, my lips won’t kiss themselves

43. Hi, I am Mrs./Mr. Right. I’ve heard that you’ve been looking for me

44. Are you the cause of global warming? Because you are incredibly hot

45. Was that you smiling at me or did the sun come out?

46. Luckily, I brought my library card with me tonight cause I’m checking you out

47. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

48. Can you stop being prepaid and give me a minute?

49. Were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?

50. Come on, let’s commit the perfect crime. You can steal my heart and I’ll steal yours

51. Thank God I’m wearing gloves because otherwise you’d be too hot to handle

52. Let me introduce myself. My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

53. Is your dad a boxer? Because you are a knockout

54. Are you a triangle? Because you are acute one

55. Are you a drummer? Because you know the exact beat of my heart

56. Can I please borrow a quarter, so I could call my parents and tell them I’ve met the woman/man of my dreams?

57. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life

58. You owe me money for living in my heart without paying rent

59. You look familiar, exactly the same as my next girlfriend/boyfriend

60. Your mum must be a chicken because you look eggcellent

61. I tried my best not to fall for you but I’ve failed

62. How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?

63. Can you please move away from the bar? You are making all the ice melt

64. Can I please follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams

65. Since nothing lasts forever, would you please be my nothing?

66. Do you happen to be Irish? Because Irish you were next to me right now

67. If you were my teacher, I would never miss a day in school

68. In a world full of variables, will you be my constant?

69. You are the best thief I’ve ever seen because you’ve managed to steal my heart from across the room

70. I lost my teddy bear. Can I please cuddle with you tonight?

71. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one

72. I hope you have a jersey because I want your name and number

73. Something is wrong with my eyes because I haven’t been able to take them off you all night

74. Somebody better call heaven because they are missing an angel

75. Did it hurt when you fell out of a vending machine? Because you are a snack

76. Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place

77. When they said that there is no such thing as perfection, they didn’t see you

78. You look pretty cold. Do you want to use me as your blanket?

79. Are you Asian? Because I’m soy into you

80. If kisses were snow, I’d send you a blizzard

81. I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh, my bad, it’s just a sparkle

82. Are you a lightbulb because you just lit my day?

83. I am no private eye but I’ll be watching you

84. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type

85. I really hope that there is a doctor somewhere nearby because my heart is beating too fast

86. Are you a bomb? Because you make my heart explode

87. Is your father a terrorist? Because you are the bomb

88. Are you a cigarette? Because you are smoking hot

89. Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number

90. Are you a parking ticket? Because fine is written all over you

91. Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you

92. Kiss me if I am wrong but you’ll go out on a date with me, won’t you?

93. Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m looking for

94. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know what you do but I feel I’ll have to take you out

95. My phone seems to be broken. It doesn’t have your number in it

96. If you like water, then you already like 70% of me. Would you like to get to know the remaining 30%?

97. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

98. Your hands look heavy. Do you mind if I hold them for you?

99. Are you a Pokémon? Because I choose you

100. You should be arrested for a hit and run because ever since I started hitting on you, you keep running through my head

101. Are we near the airport? Because my heart just took off when I saw you

102. It seems like I’ve misplaced my anchor. Do I mind if I tie up with you?

103. I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun

104. Are you a butterfly? Because you are pretty to see but hard to catch

105. Are you an alien? Because you look out of this world

106. My friend over there was wondering if you thought I was cute

107. On a scale from 1 to USA, how free are you tonight?

108. Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see

109. If thousands of painters worked for thousands of years, they could never paint artwork as beautiful as you

110. I was sure that happiness started with an H. So how come mine starts with U?

111. Do you like my sweater? It’s made of girlfriend/boyfriend material

112. I wish I was a letter on a keyboard because I would always be right next to U

113. I bet your feet are tired by now because you keep running through my mind

114. I’m lost. Could you please help me find directions to your heart?

115. Please stand still so I can pick you up easier

116. Since kissing is the language of love, are you up for a long conversation?

117. I just wanted to let you know that you owe me a drink. Because I dropped mine the moment I looked at you entering the room

118. My parents told me that life is a deck of cards, so you must be the queen/king of hearts

119. Whoever says Disneyland is the happiest place in the world has never been standing next to you

120. If you were on a McDonald’s menu, you’d be a McGorgeous

121. How you doin’?

122. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte

123. Are you a vegetable? Because you are a cutecumber

124. Do you want to go fishing? Because I think we should hook up

125. If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together

126. My therapist says that I am a commitment-phobe. Would you like an opportunity to prove him wrong?

127. If I asked you on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

128. I am not a hoarder but I really want to keep you

129. I am sure that the staff will ask you to leave soon because you are making all the other girls/guys look bad

130. If looks could kill, your eyes would be a weapon of mass destruction

131. Is your name Summer? Because you are so hot

132. If I could rearrange the letters in the alphabet, I would put U and I next to one another

133. Were you a member of the scouts? Because you tied my heart into knots

134. You look pretty much like my first husband/wife and I’ve never been married

135. Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, it is like everything else disappears

136. I have a confession to make. I am a thief and I’ve come to steal your heart away

137. Do you happen to have a pencil and an eraser? Because I want to erase your past and write our future together

138. Do you have Life Alert? Because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up

139. How is heaven now that you have left it?

140. Are you a pianist? Because you’ve played my heartstrings

141. I think I’ll have to sue Spotify for not listing you as the hottest single this week

142. Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

143. You look familiar, didn’t we go to school together? I bet we had chemistry

144. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I can’t help but smile

145. Are you a magnet? Because you attract the hell out of me

146. Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet

147. I am not a genie in a bottle but trust me—I can make all of your wishes come true

148. My friends bet that I can’t get your number. Do you want to have dinner with their money?

149. Can I please borrow a kiss from you? I promise I’ll give it back to you

150. Can I please have your picture, so I could show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?

151. You look familiar. Oh, right, I’ve seen you in my dreams

152. Are you the sun? Because your beauty is blinding

153. I am sorry but I’ll have to report you to the authorities. Because you stole my heart

154. Do you happen to have a compass? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes

155. If I planted a rose every time I thought of you, by now I would have my own infinite garden of roses

156. The moment I saw you walking into the room, I knew that all of my prayers had finally been answered

157. Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking all right

158. When I saw you, for a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven

159. Can you please tell me the time? Because I want to remember forever the exact moment I met you

160. You want to know who is the most attractive person in the world? Go back to the first word

161. If one star fell from the sky every time I looked at you tonight, by now it would be completely empty

162. I wanted to say something really cute and romantic but the moment I approached you, you left me speechless

163. I advise you to stop drinking because you are my ride home

164. Can you please hold my hand for just a second so I could tell everyone that I’ve been touched by an angel?

165. You look ill. It appears that you are missing the vitamin ME

166. I’ve been to the doctor’s today and he told me that I miss the vitamin U

167. You are so sweet that I’m scared that you’ll give me a toothache

168. Wouldn’t the two of us look awesome on a wedding cake together?

169. Knock knock. Who’s there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me

170. Besides from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

171. Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, somehow I’d still fall for you

172. Can I give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, I won’t mind you giving it back to me

173. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I can feel a deep connection between us

174. Do you know what the only thing you are missing from being perfect? Me

175. Did you know your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul

175 Hilarious But Sweet Pick-Up Lines For Guys And Girls

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